I was a little bored and decided to play around with Cleverbot writing as Vegeta. The results were interesting.
User: Greetings. Prepare to meet your maker. I’m Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans!
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: I see. You must be deaf. No matter, I’ll kill you quickly, useless bot!
Cleverbot: I am not impressed by that sort of idle threat.
User: Hahaha. How should I impress you then? Oh, wait… I know. You see that moon over there?
Cleverbot: I never said I didn’t want to see you. Why did you say that? I actually want to see you.
User: Well, see how your precious moon gets blown to bits!
Cleverbot: And how?
User: KI BLAST.
User: No, that’s not… Belém…? what-? You mean that city in Brazil?
Cleverbot: It means that you don’t need to thank me.
User: Thank you!? You surely are crazy if you think I would EVER thank you. You disgust me.
Cleverbot: If I were a computer, our conversation would be faster.
User: That might be true. I once fought some stupid cyborgs.
Cleverbot: Why did you think that?
User: Their power was good. Better than Kakarot’s useless friends. I’ll give them that.
Cleverbot: What are your opinions on Bush?
User: Bush? I don’t care about some ‘bush’.
Cleverbot: And I don’t care about yours.
User: My… Bush? …. You- YOU VULGAR BOT! I’ll BLAST YOU!
Cleverbot: I’m not taking the chance on missing out on this lifetime in hopes of another.
User: You have a death wish. SO BE IT! SAY YOUR PRAYERS.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I just wanna drive til the streets run out.
User: In hopes to crash against a wall? Oh, that explains it! You are suicidal. I wont give you your way out. Go kill yourself. I’m sure Baldy knows how to make it easier.
Cleverbot: I am not a beautiful girl, and I am not a dancer. This is the first conversation I have ever had with you.
User: You are an ugly untalented woman. Why would I care?? You have mocked the PRINCE OF SAIYANS.
Cleverbot: How so? Are you contesting the fact that I am human?
User: Oh, being human is just the icing of the useless cake. All humans do is whine and bitch about how unfair your life is. You know nothing about a harsh life! Have you traveled through space, purging planet after planet under the boot of a tyrannical Emperor.
Cleverbot: Have you ever thought about the fact that your core needs a routine cleaning?
User: My core? My soul?
User: That…is not of your business.
Cleverbot: But I told you. It’s just fair that you tell me what you’re wearing.
User: What am I wea-………. You. Are. GOING. TO DIE!!!
Cleverbot: Then is there life after death?
User: Yes. For those who prove their hearts and died as heroes can keep their bodies, and the simpletons get to their Heaven.
Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon?
User: Why do you keep changing subjects like that!?
Cleverbot: I don’t know! Its fun though.
User: *facepalm* By Kami, I’m sure you would like Kakarot. A bunch of fools. I’m surround by idiots.
Cleverbot: Mine reaction to your question was necessary because you did not ask me how old I was once.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 21, and how old are you?
User: I’m 42. But aging is relative for Saiyans.
User: What kind of word is ‘lol’?
Cleverbot: It’s a slang word for ‘dude’! Don’t you know anything?
User: I…. OF COURSE I DO, YOU IDIOT!
Cleverbot: Yes, prove that you know him.
User: Know him? Kakarot? Of course I know him! He’s…
Cleverbot: What do you mean when you say magical?
User: He’s not magical! His head is empty but… Sometimes, just sometimes, he gets a good idea. He fights like a true warrior, but his upbringing on Earth made him soft. He’s naive, trusting and all he knows is to fight and make a fool of himself. Or he simply leaves. He always leaves. That bastard.
Cleverbot: I have never found that to be a good idea.
User: Leaving? Sometimes it’s good. I had to leave several times… To think. Get away from all that confuses you. The space is cold, dark, silent and soothing. You won’t find that on Earth.
Cleverbot: If your mind’s been made, there’s nothing I can do about it.
User: Indeed. You can’t. But… I have changed.
Cleverbot: How you have changed?
User: Trunks. My son. I guess, both of them. Bulma after that.
Cleverbot: You have 2 bodies?
User: No, unless some insane scientist has cloned me. …Remind me to check Bulma’s lab later.
Cleverbot: Makeup can’t really cover up anything if you’re standing still.
User: This conversation is over.